SOMETHING CORAL: Oh you guyss!!

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS!!!

Since Arj Barker was in town for the Fringe. I got inspired to re-watch "Flight of the Conchords". It is hilarious! And I love Arj in it as Dave :)

How did Dave get a hottie like that,

to a party like this?

"Good one Dave"

"YOU'RE A LEGEND DAVE!!"

Here are some hilarious quotes and memories from Flight of the Conchords

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Mugger: What is this? Why does this phone have a camera glued to it?

Bret: It's a camera phone. Jemaine wanted one for his birthday

Mugger: [To other mugger] Look at this. [To Bret] Oh yeah? Where'd you get it?

Bret: I made it. It's homemade.

Mugger: Yeah, it's a piece of shit.

Bret: Well, how come Jemaine likes it so much?

Jemaine: You can have it.

Bret: So he wouldn't serve us basically just because we're from New Zealand.

Jemaine: Is that the norm?

Dave: Well, you guys are in America now, and there's a lot of prejudism here. Especially towards people like you.

Bret: What do you mean, people like us?

Dave: You know, the English and what not, red coats, the oppressors...

Jemaine: We're not English.

Dave: Be that as it may Jemaine, you're pretty much the most disliked race in this whole country.

Jemaine: What about black people?

Dave They don't like you either. Neither do the Chinese, the Asians, Polish, Russian, Cro-Asians, even the Indians.

Bret: Yeah, but Dave, you're Indian. D'you hate us?

Dave: Yeah, sometimes.

Jemaine: But you're our best friend.

Dave: I know.

Murray: I'm so angry, I feel like swearing.

Bret: Oh, Murray, you wouldn't swear at us.

Murray: Go Fuck yourself, Bret!

Jemaine: You don't even know anything about threesomes.

Bret: Have you ever had a threesome?

Jemaine: Nearly.Bret: What do you mean, nearly?

Jemaine: I've had a twosome.

Bret: Wow. What was that like?

Jemaine: Great. I've done it several times, man.

Bret: Just one of you here... and then one.. Oh well then, I've had a twosome!

Bret: I would never go out with an Australian!

Jemaine: But if you were to, I would be fine with it.

Bret: When I first met you you tried to have me deported from New Zealand because you thought I was an Australian.

Jemaine: That was a misunderstanding; you were wearing a vest top.

Bret: My mum gave me that; thought it made me look like Bruce Willis.

Jemaine: Well it didn’t, it made you look like an Australian!

Bret: Did she sound Australian? Australian accent?

Jemaine: Yes, yes.

Bret: What did it sound like?

Jemaine: Kind of like an evil version of our accent.

(Bret and Murray leave the pawn shop, still looking for Jemaine)

Dave: Okay, they're gone

Jemaine: Thank you, Dave.

Dave: Yeah, don't worry about it guys. I just think it's really cool that you love each other, even though you're from Austria and you're from some place no one's even fucking heard of.

Keitha: Australia.

Jemaine: New Zealand.

Dave: Exactly. Because it shouldn't matter where you're from when love's involved. It's like that movie - "Interracial Hole Stretchers 2" - she was white; they were black. But it didn't matter in the end, did it? Because they were in love.

Jemaine: I haven't...I haven't seen that one.

Dave: Well, it really affected me.

Bret: I have a girlfriend, but she doesn't know I exist.

Dave: But you do exist don't you? [pokes Bret]

Bret: Yeah, I exist.

Dave: Well, why did you say you came from Never Never Land?

Bret and Jemaine: New Zealand.

Dave: But you guys said you flew here!

Jemaine: On a plane, Dave. A plane.

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